Anonymous asked:
you look like a typical mexican rat! go the fuck back to mexico and give us americans our jobs back! puta


bitch I’ll take your jobs, fuck your man, eat your food, shit at your crib. I do what I want


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne


Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant