Anonymous asked:
you look like a typical mexican rat! go the fuck back to mexico and give us americans our jobs back! puta

legalmexican:

bitch I’ll take your jobs, fuck your man, eat your food, shit at your crib. I do what I want

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

asian:

Perks of Dating Me:

  • I don’t go anywhere, so we can always hangout
  • I’m too ugly to cheat on you
  • Sometimes i’m funny
  • I live near a pizza restaurant